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Please try again later. Kindle Edition Verified Purchase. You may want to make sure your book is edited properly. The amount of typos, grammatical and spelling errors are laughable.

Also you "quoted" Grace Mirabella saying "we give our readers what they don't know they want". Um that was one of Diana Vreeland's quotes extracted from one of her famous memos. Tsk tsk tsk It read a little too snarky for my tastes. I was more interested in learning about Anna Wintour and instead got a whole lot of disgruntled gossip.

There were some interesting tidbits but the meanness which the author wrote makes me wonder if they had a grudge. If you want to read a wannabe Liz Smithish tabloid fodderish revenge piece then spend your money.

Personally I find educated people profiting from someone like Anna Wintour who didn't need an education because she is that good to be the real evil in journalism. I have just finished reading Front Row and I must say I was very impressed by it. It is a page-turner extraordinaire, a terrific biography and I congratulate Mr Oppenheimer on it. I never at any stage felt that he was out to character assassinate Ms Wintour, he didn't have to, as Ms Wintour's numerous enemies lined up to be quoted by name about their negative feelings about her.

This is a woman who has made enemies of countless people throughout her life due to overarching arrogance,abominably poor people skills and rampant self-promotion. I must say what I found most staggering from my reading of the book was the fact that Ms Wintour has been allowed to get away with treating staff and colleagues like garbage for the better part of four decades now.

Not once has a senior executive stepped in to admonish her for her unreasonable, alienating, diva like behaviour. I find this absolutely extraordinary. I understand she is a very valuable asset to Conde Nast, but this sort of indulgence is pathetic. I live in Australia and we have very strict workplace laws here regarding age discrimination it's illegal, end of story and bullying and humiliation of employees again, an illegal practice that an employer can be sued for.

If she was editing Vogue here, Ms Wintour would have had her scrawny butt dragged before the Employment Tribunal umpteen times by now. Perhaps workplace laws are less strict in the US? Whatever, I find her management style and attitude towards staff and colleagues to be highly distasteful and a huge black mark against her. I don't care how influential she is in the shallow orbit of world fashion, you do not ever treat those who work for you with such open contempt.

Overall, Mr Oppenheimer has written a terrific biography about a fascinating, though polarising personality. It is well-researched, almost exhaustive in the number of people quoted and paints a very compelling portrait of the Vogue supremo. Highly recommended, I give this book five stars.

A very interesting tale about this very private, very strong woman. It has been an entertaining read, not at all boring.

One person found this helpful. I agree with much of what the previous reviewer,Lee Mellott,said. Like many reviewers of this Oppenheimer book, I was enthralled to read more about Anna Wintour's life and so I picked up this book.

And I was not disappointed! Oppenheimer has taken task to interview so many people that have known Anna, many many and with those interviews, he was able to write a very interesting book. Granted , the book is Oppenheimer's point of view on Anna. However, if even HALF of what Oppenheimer has discovered about Anna is true via his research , OMG, the woman sounds like a manipulative, menacing, ruthless, and highly interesting person!

You may ask how a woman ie: Anna who is so menacing can also be interesting? Well, if you were to read this book, you'd know just why I stated this point. The first half of the book is about Anna's past and how she climbed her way to the "top".

I found this sooo interesting,from start to finish! Basically, Anna knows how to use her money , her family status, and her sexual personna to manipulate people in order to get what she wants.

Anna] been a man, Miranda would be a typical assertive executive male, using everything in his power to climb to the top. Is that totally fair to Anna Wintour?

Well, when you read this book, you can decide for yourself. The second half of the book deals with Anna Wintour's rise to the top. This part of the book goes deeply into what makes Anna tick. What turns her on and off. What Anna Wintour will do to get what she wants is carefully explained. She married for status, as the book reflects. What I get, from the book, is that once her Dad died, Anna's ruthless personality was so deeply embedded, For a while, when Anna was having an affair with "the Texan", Anna seemed to be softening a bit.

However, since the book stops at , heaven only knows if she is still with "the Texan" or not. Once again, this is Oppenheimer's take on Anna. Is it true, or is Oppenheimer's view of Anna a bit far fetched?

The only way for the reader to decide this point, is to read the book and decide for themself. But I'm sure that there is much more to Anna that the reader will never know. Anna Wintour is a chamelion, and also, she is a mystery to many, and primarily since she rarely lets her guard down.

This book gives us insight into fashion's most important personage. We read her background, the path she followed in her rise which makes it obvious that she reached the top using sharp teeth and sheer guts and we learn a bit of what to do when one finds oneself in her sights. She is a woman to admire, as this book shows. Not necessarily a woman to like or emulate. You know it's funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh here's where the story gets fun, uh, you may have noticed I'm missing an ear.

Managed to, uh, pull it out of the deer's mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven. So when you are ready to apologize, just talk into this cup. Uh, yeah, I was just wondering, uh Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gonna come back.

Sorry to leave you so many messages. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news. Ah, you're starting to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: Meg, can you change Stewie? Fine, but this time if a boy calls, please don't tell him I'm wrist deep in poopy.

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I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time. Nah, I'm just jackin' ya, you'll all rot in the ground. Let's get your clothes off. Peter, what is wrong with you? Oh, god you're self-conscious. See, now you're not alone.

Oh my god, they liked it? Stop clapping right now! What's wrong with you? These people shouldn't be encouraged, they should be punished! That man has committed murder here this evening, and the victim's name is theater.

This is the kind of mind-numbing shlock that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland. This isn't art, this isn't even entertainment. See, this is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about. Peter, you brought this on yourself by putting on those filthy shows.

Oh, Lois, you are so full of You know, you're lucky you're good at. You know what I'm talking about, when you. That is the best. Oh, let me guess. Another box with a crank that I turn and turn and turn until Then you laugh, the kids laugh, the dog laughs, and I die a little more inside.

Guess what I am. Hmm, let me see. The end result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a damaged prophylactic? Oh, okay, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. Now, a homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep one.

Which one does she let 'im kill? That's, that's not a riddle. That's, that's just terrible. It's the ugly one. Hey, muscly arm, why the long face? I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something. Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. I gotta get going. Don't make me beg now. Get your fat ass back here.

Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby. What did you just say? Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch. Maybe I'm teething, Maybe I'm hungry, who knows? Hey, let's play a game called "I never". You gotta drink if you never did the thing the person says they did.

I got one - I never slept with a woman with the lights on. I got one - I never slept with Cleveland's wife. I never did a chick in the Logan airport bathroom. I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance. I never picked up an illegal alien from Home Depot to take me home and choke me while I touch myself. Same thing except with a chick from JoAnn Fabrics. Oh, Come on, this is getting ridiculous! Boy, he's out cold. Let's write on him! Well, if you want to be a hero right now it might be a good time.

Geez, Brian, this isn't what I was expecting, I thought being a hero would be all fun and games. Now let's see your pair. Robin, what are you looking at me for? See, my dad's smarter than yours. We have the same dad, lardo. Yeah, but mine's smarter. Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet training books. Oh, yes, we can help you there. We've also got less popular "Nobody Poops But You".

Say, what happened to the car wash thief? Ironically, I severed his spine when I landed on him. Looks like you got more competition at next year's special people's games, huh? I'll ask you one more time - are you sure you didn't eat anything in my factory?

Are you calling me a liar? Hey, shut up, Wonka! I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together. Life on Sesame Street ] This show contains adult content, and is brought to you by the letter H. Son of a bitch. I'm on my way. Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's. Do these huggies make my ass look big?

I feel so delightfully white trash! Mummy, I want a mullet! Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything. I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive.

Now let's go to Greg The Weather Mime. No wait, it looks like rain. My therapist said we should try a trick called "role reversal", it's where you pretend to be the person who makes you angry.

Don't listen to your mother, kids. She's stupid and worthless and you should only listen to me, Peter. I brake for yard sales but I won't let Peter buy anything he likes like that neon beer sign with the chick who had two mugs for jugs.

I'm well read and have a diverse stock portfolio. But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them on the rug. I'm a pompous little antichrist who will abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and wind up settling with a rough trick named Jim.

Okay, I got it, I got it. If you cooked anymore slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right, I went there. Okay, okay, wait, here's another one.

Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. All right, then you'll love this one, okay. So you got something you look at while you're talking to them. So you got - Y-you want to see me, Mr. Peter, there's a hooker in the bed! Their vision is based on movement. This July, let He who is without sin kick the first ass. Now cut my milk. Freeze it, then CUT it.

And if you ever question me again, I shall put you on diaper detail. And believe me, I will not make it easy on you. Do you have any past injuries, physical anomalies? Well, I didn't have gas for the first time 'til I was What the hell was that?

Chris where have you been? Dad took me to see a plastic surgeon to have liposuction but I didn't have it done. Good for you Chris. That was a very grown-up decision. I mean what kind of egomanical pretentious jerk gets liposuction. Wow, is that really the blood of Christ? Wow, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day, huh? Oh, I must give you my e-mail address.

It's loismustdie, all one word, at yahoo dot com. Dad, what's the blowhole for? I'll tell you what it's not for. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. I mustn't watch, it's not the proper thing to I say, nice ones, Janine!

And look at Lisa in all of her curvaceous glory! Heavens, it appears that my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis! Hey, Pat, where's the wheelchair ramp? Oh, we don't have one. I guess this is where you get off. I'm glad I'm not taking your stupid tour! I'm a Coors man anyway. Don't try to pawn this off on your sister!

She's a good girl! Well, what about the time she strangled our other sister? Oh, honey, we told you It was just a bad dream. But I remember it so Meg, put your bib on. I don't want to wear a bib. Meg, honey, it's very cold in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable with your bib on. She means your nipples are sticking out. Step aside, its time for me to do my fatherly duty. I said duty, but no time to laugh about it now. Must I lock up your tongue with the rest of the silver?

So you're the guy who's been trying to steal my girlfriend! Oh, what kind of sick, twisted game are you playing at? I've got your hat! Now go back to the quad and resume your hacky-sack tournee! Yes, we all love "Mr. So does everyone else! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder! A woman is not an object. Listen to what it says. Chris, everything I say is a lie.

Guy on Street 1: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2: When will Louie get here? If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be? Taylor Hanson is a guy. No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire. I've got all these magazines. Now men, we are about to go on a very dangerous mission.

It is highly likely that one of you will die. At least they don't put their feminine ointments next to the mustard, Lois. That was the worst hot dog I ever ate. I tried finding my talent like you said. First, I tried art. Then I tried sculpting. Then I tried music. You should invent the frisbee! The frisbee is an awesome toy! The frisbee's already been invented.

Then how come I've never heard of it? Peter, can I get you a beer? Oh, and Bush Lite. Blast, you vile woman! Ugh, that'll never do You there, with the severe aesthetic deficiencies! Stewie wants to go uppie!

Mmm, mama's skin's so soft Oh, aren't you affectionate tonight. Well,let me give you a kiss Mama has candy kisses! All right, that's enough! Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Damn longears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus. Anyway, what was that you were saying? Dad, now that you're retired, you're staying with us. No arguments, I'm putting my foot down. I don't want to be a bother. It's no bother, is it Lois?

Of course not, we'd love to have you stay. You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in Hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to Purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.

You hear that Lois? God's watching me do number two? Oh man, I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert. I don't care if they I've decided not to kill you. Ha ha ha ha Whoa, whoa, whoa, Meg.

When did you become a teenager? You KNEW about this? I got invited to Sharon Tate's house. Now you can come, but you gotta promise not to embarrass me. This was even stupider than that time that Peter locked his keys out of his car. Are we there yet? No, Chris, honey, we're not. Yes, Chris, yes, okay? Our children our greatest treasure. They deserve a school board president who doesn't leave her feminine ointments in the fridge next to the mustard.

That was the worst sandwich I ever ate! She flosses in bed. She snores like a wildebeest. She freed Willie Horton. She nailed Donna Rice. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Well, it's Stewie, but I claim this mouth in the name of incisor! Ah, bicuspid, we meet again. Chris, cut it out! Brian, Chris just picked his nose and he keeps touching me with his finger! What good is mining "nosegold" if I can't share it with the townspeople? Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are.

And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure. So if I walk through you, does that mean that we've, you know, done it? It's the Children of the Corn. Cheesy Charlie's is great. They have a game where you put in a dollar and you get four quarters. I win every time. I finally get my driver's license and the car gets taken away, how ironic. Meg, don't talk to your mother that way, she is not an iron. Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.

That's twice what it costs. Chris, change the channel. I want to watch George Lopez. That show just furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny! Hey, look at me! I'm reading the Bible! It's like a carpet in there. Peter, it's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself, you know. Yeah, like those two weeks you spent narrating your own life. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I would never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew.

Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. I awoke several hours later in a daze. Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living and we sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.

Hey, Mort, do these suppositories come in any other flavors? You're not eating those, are you? Of course I'm eating them. Peter, Stewie peed on the carpet again. Oh, Peter, I love you. Lois, are you high?

No, I crashed out about an hour ago. Well, Peter, if you pull a party out of your ass you better stand up. Oh, this is so good it just HAS to be fattening. Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. That would explain all the gravity. At least I can do this:. Oh yeah that reminds me, I gotta give myself a breast exam. A lump, oh no a lump, oh God Well son, that's Mercury, the closest planet to the sun. What it's doing down here on the wharf I haven't the foggiest, we should probably go ask a scientist.

I'm a man jackass. Yeah I got it, where's the money, huh? I wanna see the money. No, no, no, you don't see the money 'till I see the stuff. Oh, for God's sake, there's only one way to put an end to this nuisance. Where do you think you go when you die? I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.

Hey, where's my VCR? She's a whiney little runt isn't she? Remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind. Where did you get that? It was e-mailed to me by your HMO.

Okay I'll just make a quick incision here and we'll be all done, Mrs. Luke, use the Force. Because I was just gonna Just use the Force. Wilson and stabs her right through the eye. She starts screaming ]. I've never been happy. He's violating Sea Breeze. No, he's just awkwardly positioning himself Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was fine. Yeah, well, I guess he would know. I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam.

I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate What the hell does rant mean? Mom, you can't get a job. The last time you left Dad alone in the house he turned it into a giant puppet. Stay out of here. You better not come in here. I'm the Griffin's house. Bring me a tool shed, for I am hungry. You recently returned from the Philippines. Where you made love to two Filipino women. Now Meg, there's no need to get testes. Oh, man, that's hysterical.

Hey, what do you say for no, doo-doo? Hey, I'll be right back. I've got to go take a wicked yes. You can stay with us, Meg, I just hope you don't mind that my uncle died in the guest bedroom. I guess that's OK. When did he die? We think it was some time between the Tonight Show and the Today Show.

Lois, I can't find my favorite pair of underwear. The one where you ripped hole in it from when you got stuck in that airplane bathroom from when you got the trots? No, I'm looking for the pair from when I had to hold it in because it was that extra long Palm Sunday service and I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus so I let it rip in the vestibule after service and it sounded like Louie Armstrong.

Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side. Eating eggs on random pieces of metal ]. Right before the Apocalypse, Peter bought a year's worth of food. You just finished off a years supply of food. I have to poop. Somebody's in the closet! You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it. Peter, this is the final plague. Good 'cause this is starting to get boring. Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son.

But this is my car. Brian, you've really been enjoying your wine lately. It's only my second glass. My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat! And I love it more when amateurs sing the lyrics! But I hate baseball cards. So, Stewie, how do you feel now that you are a girl? I feel right, Brian. Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man. You spent all that time making Chris jealous and now you have an eating disorder. I would but my doctor advised me against heavy lifting.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. Lois, I don't think it's a toilet. It's just a hole. How long has it been? If it was me I would have done something Yeah which is more than we got from those free loaded Canadians.

Say Phil, what do you say to Happy Hour after work? I'd say looks like Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.

Our suspect may look something like this. And we have received an anonymous tip with a new lead! We now go live with Hispanic reporter Maria J I know how to say it!

Peter, you've been wearing that giant cowboy hat for eight months now. Please for your family, take it off. I can take this hat off anytime I want. I just don't want to. Nelson will be missed a lot. Oh, my god, that was hilarious! What does that say into me? She said a swear! That's Against the law.

You're coming with me. What in God's name is he doing? I believe that's the worm. Damn the Wright Brothers! Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays.

Uhhh, I should know this. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do , Lois? Bunch of card-carrying Commies if you ask me. Well, they live in a crummy neighborhood. They got robbers, thugs, drug dealers ah, you name it. See, that's the worse we got is, uh Jemimah's Witnesses. Lois, our son has been blessed with a great gift.

And I am going to everything I can to nurture that talent and help him succeed, then I'm going to use him to live out all my frustrated hopes and dreams. Because that's good parenting, right Bing Crosby? That's right Peter, and if your kids give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of sweet Velency Oranges. They won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss, there's nooo doubt about it.

That doesn't sound right. Are you givin' me lip boy? Because I'll take this belt off and put the smack down on you, is that what you want? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death. Hey, Meg, you just bought me another three minutes. Stewie, why don't you go play in the other room? Why don't you burn in hell? Well, no dessert for you, young man.

Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh. People make up lies all the time. Yeah, but don't mention it around the Veteran's Hospital.

Those guys are really committed to the lie. Damn you, ice cream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me! What are you looking at, you infantile stupid? That's right, damn you and such. This can be a great opportunity for you and Stewie to bond. Lois, if this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno.

Oh, oh you know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. The fact is the man's out there every bloody night, with fresh material, and he's charming. Kids, stop fighting or we won't go to McDonalds after church. OK, we can go OK, you can supersize but no apple pie. OK, you can have an apple pie but you can't blow on it. And what a sweet ass.

This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here. I wish Chris would quit drawing pictures of my head on a pig's body. Sunny D, all right! You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her I can jump on the bed all I want.

You're not my mother. Oh my God, are you all right? Why do you ask? Hold on, hold on. I'm sorry, but that is a really boring story. I haven't been this bored since that stupid drive-in movie. I haven't been this confused since the ending of "No Way Out". How does Kevin Costner keep getting work? Well, Potsy's a nice boy, dear. Why shouldn't you like him? We heard you the first time, son, you've got a homosexual attraction to Potsy. You all know how observant I am.

Turn left at fork in road. In Soviet Russia, road forks you. Hey, what's your friend's name? It's not that I want to kill Lois To hell with the cameras! How could we ever let them replace our little girl? Oh, I miss her, Peter. She's like that dorky Baldwin brother who isn't as good-looking or successful and never answers my letters, but he's still a Baldwin, damn it! That's so funny I forgot to laugh! Excluding that first "ha".

What the hell are you doing you crazy bitch! We'll return with a report on the clitoris: What are you talking about?

What kind of talk is that? Bush quit even after losing the popular vote? Did he quit after losing millions of dollars of his father's money in failed oil companies? Did he quit after knocking that girl up? Did he quit after he got that DUI? Did he quit after he got busted for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? I get the message, Peter. I have something you may want. But it's gonna cost ya. A new study indicates that no, they cannot. Griffin, all your tests came back negative.

As it turns out, the lump on your chest is just a fatty corpusle. How the hell can a dead comedian from the silent movie era be lodged in my left bosom? Believe me, Meg, it was better than Plan B. I have an announcement: The plane carrying Meg Griffin was shot down over the Sea of Japan.

There were no survivors. Lois, come see what I did with the money your dad gave me. You turned the den into Pee-Wee's Playhouse? Peter, that reparation money should be going to worthy black charity. Lois, the King of Cartoons will be here in 5 minutes. I will not have you embarrass me. Peter, you're acting ridiculous. That's about as funny as Sinbad. Not the comedian, he's hilarious. But then again he was never meant to be funny. Hey, look over there!

It's a newly married inter-racial gay couple burning the American Flag! Do you want to go first? Oh, you're one to talk! You look like Charlie Brown! Oh, bite me, Snoopy! Mayor West, I'm afraid you have lymphoma. Probably from rolling around in that toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove? I was trying to gain super powers. Well, that's just silly! You all think Christmas just happens. You think all this goodwill just falls from the freakin' sky.

It falls out of my holly jolly butt! So you can cook your own damn turkey. Wrap your own damn presents. And hey, while you're at it, you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell! The life of the wife is ended by the knife.

Puttin' on the ritz!

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